Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
