I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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