No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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