I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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