So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw a hot homeless man
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Randomize
