the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
you never un-have a 4some
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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