i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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