You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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