we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He better not be in your backpack
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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