why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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