We're like a lot better than the average bears
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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