Do you still have your period?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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