# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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