found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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