Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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