I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Randomize
