I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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