So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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