we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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