It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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