it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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