I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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