In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize