Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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