I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Randomize
