Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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