i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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