do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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