she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Randomize
