Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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