considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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