Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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