Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
