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Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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