this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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