it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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