ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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