Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
