Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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