dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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