Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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