You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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