the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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