I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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