kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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