Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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