So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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