i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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