That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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