Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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