you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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