STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
