elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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