I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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