I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize