No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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