Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Four minutes until I can fart!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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