i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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