Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Sext me about skeletons
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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