Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize