Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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