So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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